Members

Active Members:

Stephen E. Strutynski in his former life was a mailman for Canada Post®. His current incarnation’s freethinking was obstructed until 1996, and with the assistance of an invasive neurological procedure, was enabled to have enhanced freethinking abilities. It is also rumored that he played a key role in the killing of witnesses in the free thinking garbage man case, and the instigator of the 119th precinct riot. (Victoria Cell)

Christopher D.H. Lin currently studies and works in Chicago, making trouble and interventions everywhere he goes. He takes some time getting used to, like a nervous tic. But unlike a nervous tic, Chris is not totally random. His current mission: to gain as many title as possible. So far, he has 43 titles. (Chicago-Victoria Cell)


Maureen R. Manning became a free-thinker in 1978. She has since become an expert in undercover surveillance and information retrieval. With the keen ability to blend into the crowd, she provides the IUFT with current data on all of our cells activities. There are few known photos of her due to her expertise in her field. (Victoria Cell)

Tyler Wied was sewn together in Sault ste. Marie, his parents gave him the name Tyler, but it never fit. In his adolecense he began refering to himself as Monkey Monkey, and identified with that title for quite sometime, getting himself into a great deal of trouble. It was not untill he met with the IUFT, joined the OCPD and was given the name Frankie T. Mahoney did he find his true voice. Mr. Mahoney is greatfull to the IUFT for helping him put his life into perspective, and giving him reason to soldier on. (Halifax Cell)

Lauren "Lolo" Marsden (Vancouver Cell)
A sense of duty to the refinement of interruptive potential in public and corporate spaces has caused her to excel in the field of performative role transformation. You may encounter her as a City Worker, a First-Time Home Buyer/Shopaholic, Craft Nerd, Cop Lover, Corporate Go-Getter, Interior Decorator...whatever your situational needs.

Noe Kidder lives in chicago with her partner Mark Gallay. she is a filmmaker and an art teacher. she enjoys free-thinking, walks, movies, music, going to bed and getting up early. right she wishes she could adopt a dog and live someplace warm. (Brooklyn Cell)

Karen Leo (AKA: The Silver Tongued Devil, Cock of the Walk, Dingus O'Feenyhan) is a rogue plastic detective and monkey protector from Creep City, Maine. She's been a free fucking thinker since the day she was born. She has a camera in her eye (placed there by the government) and has appeared on the Maury Povich Show, episode "Paternity Tests!!!!" (Jersey City Cell)

Kristina M. West is truly self-contained, like all IUFT members should be. Therefore she has no bio. (London Cell)

Auxiliary/Former Members:

Piezo Mendez is the public relations officer for the IUFT. A native to El Salvador, he came to Canada as a political exile after he ciphered important top-secret documents foiling a government plan to crush the Farabundo Marti National Liberation Front (FMLN) resistance in 1981. In 1992, after the Peace Accords were signed, Mendez was able to return to his homeland and now spends his time freethinking, surfing, and enjoying various ethnic foods.

Johnny Sespool was a fierce freedom fighter for the 119th Precinct of the OCPD. After Sespool received his beard implant, he became more aggressive and uncontrollable.He and fellow detective Frankie T. Mahoney’s interrogation tactics quickly became suspect. Sespool was involved in the Case of the Freethinking Garbage Man, and was viciously murdered in the 119th precinct riot because of his hard earned legs.

Dickie LeBlanc is a renegade judge, motherfucker!




Pierce S. Stark went through 4 years of business school in the early 1970s, acquired a job at the marketing department of Mason Corp. upon graduation. In the 1990s, he returned to school to study economics in the University of British Columbia. After a failed attempt at taking over the Canadian Imperial Bank of Commerce, Pierce settled for a job, unhappily, at the newly formed Authoritarian Bank of Canada as expansion coordinator.